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18 y/o male in San Francisco, CA

Comedy/personal/art blog.

NSFW sometimes

Instagram and Twitter: @_matthewlawson

Anonymous: You should read up more on the conflict in Israel before you post something so one sided.

You’re right. I honestly don’t know enough about the issue to have a backed up opinion on it.

It’s so hard not to think about that episode of Candidly Nicole where she takes an uber for the entire day so she doesn’t have to park

If it weren’t for uber id be so broke and probably have to move lol

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

(Source: vox.com)

sighings:

“Because no matter how much you stash or how much you steal, you never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over you always need to get up and do it all again.Sooner or later, this sort of thing was bound to happen.” - Trainspotting (1996) 

sighings:

Because no matter how much you stash or how much you steal, you never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over you always need to get up and do it all again.Sooner or later, this sort of thing was bound to happen.” - Trainspotting (1996) 

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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chvnele:

San Diego, CA

truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

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fuckyeahlavernecox:

Laverne Cox corrects Gayle King on CBS

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United Nations officials described the killing of sleeping children as a disgrace to the world and accused Israel of a serious violation of international law after a school in Gaza being used to shelter Palestinian families was shelled on Wednesday. 
(via guardian)

United Nations officials described the killing of sleeping children as a disgrace to the world and accused Israel of a serious violation of international law after a school in Gaza being used to shelter Palestinian families was shelled on Wednesday

(via guardian)

(Source: theguardian.com)

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