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911 OFFICIAL

18 year old in the Bay Area

Comedy/personal/art blog.

NSFW sometimes

Instagram and Twitter: @_matthewlawson

I used to be cnnbreaking but the conglomerate company Turner Broadcasting didn't like it.

911official:

I know everyone is doing this now, but I finally decided to download the feature points app and its not that bad. Basically it’s a free app where you download apps for around a minute and like play a tutorial of a game and they give you points. And the points are traded in for like Amazon gift cards and Paypal money and free apps. I earned $10 in just a few days by myself! it’s a great, easy, free way for people to get things for free!!! Click here: http://featu.re/CPB77P on a smartphone and use the code: CPB77P for 50 free points at start up! Check it out!

Update!! Just made an extra $15 on the site! If you don’t believe me I can always upload a screenshot of the money! Just send an ask!

911official:

I know everyone is doing this now, but I finally decided to download the feature points app and its not that bad. Basically it’s a free app where you download apps for around a minute and like play a tutorial of a game and they give you points. And the points are traded in for like Amazon gift cards and Paypal money and free apps. I earned $10 in just a few days by myself! it’s a great, easy, free way for people to get things for free!!! Click here: http://featu.re/CPB77P on a smartphone and use the code: CPB77P for 50 free points at start up! Check it out!

Update!! Just made an extra $15 on the site! If you don’t believe me I can always upload a screenshot of the money! Just send an ask!

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(Source: puffcandy)

sailorgoons:

beyonseh:

BEYONCÉ: The Visual Album Part II coming at 12 midnight?

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Anonymous: 62

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

Kiss my neck if you have a light beard UNF

Anonymous: 71

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

When I had sex with my fav pornstars idk if that’s kinky but that’s all I got lil

Anonymous: 78

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

Low-key want to try ass eating but my efforts to try are unsuccessful

Ok I’ve reblogged the entire album im good

snfriedman:

Iggy Azalea, 100 (feat. Watch the Duck), The New Classic

arutema-weapon: 1, 5 (ngl i just wanna hear you brag about the bae), 17, 22 ;), 49, 58, 65, 70

Omg Jazzmine ily

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Yes and no. Like it’s definitely a part of it. Like if I’m not sexually attracted you do how am I gonna have sex? But personality and love for the person makes them more sexually desirable, so it’s a part of it but as important. And most people with being relatively healthy and wearing clothes that fit them look good tbh.

5. Are you in love?

Yes :)

17. Do you like kissing in public?

It doesn’t bother me but I don’t find the need to even do it.


22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

If my bf is still awake then maybe him idk lol


49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Yes and for him it’s everything. Laugh, wit, stupid and good jokes, way he talks, way he acts casually looking cute as fuck. Idk it’s all those little things, like everyone in the movies says. It’s true.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Omggggggg making out while standing up is so good idk why. Just that and touching and rubbing is all I need then slowly clothes off lol.

70. What turns you on?

Dick.

Jk (kinda) um facial features like beard and jaw line and smile are all I like essentially. Oh than and that area between the leg and torso on men is A+

(Source: cricket-n-clover)

whiskeysummer:

Iggy Azalea - Walk the Line

From the album - The New Classic

vaguely nsfw asks oops

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